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Players: |
109/900 |
Votes: |
4229 |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: |
1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: |
5 |
Vanishing Items Found: |
8 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: |
1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: |
22 |
Ores Mined: |
849 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: |
41 |
Zombie Dances: |
10 |
Gods Slained: |
2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: |
43 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: |
13 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.