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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7924 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 150 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 864 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
