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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8962 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1566 | Votes: | 8417 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
