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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2770 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 6948 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
