so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
Chimeras Created: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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