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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	114
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Star Shards Collected:	215
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4610
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Void Armor Forged:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	273
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.