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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	595608	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7058
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	47
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Alien Abductions:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Buildings Constructed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	New Chunks Explored:	414386
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2568
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4946
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1161	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1183	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.