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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5229
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mines Excavated:	3499
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2420	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Towns Built:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4701
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	154
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Farms Harvested:	644
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ores Mined:	6113
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.