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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Mines Excavated:	1807	Dragon Eggs Found:	8804
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6797
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Alien Abductions:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	687942
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Love Letters Sent:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	76	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9137	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Crops Grown:	8170
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ores Mined:	2772	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4856
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Towns Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.