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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	5838	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1788	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	97
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ores Mined:	5112
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Items Found:	4582
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Buildings Constructed:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Farms Harvested:	507
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4657	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.