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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Star Shards Collected:	294

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Buildings Constructed:	36
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.