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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4873	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	111
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	1085
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Towns Built:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Buildings Constructed:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	855

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Secret Passages Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.