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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3695	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

YarnMC Skyblock

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

YarnMC hopes to offer a classic skyblock server experience. With customized plugins, we have a stable, fun economy that rewards progression and community-based gameplay. YarnMC grew from a reunion of people that used to play together on the same skyblock server 10 years ago. Our server supports Bedrock and Java versions so everyone can join. Feel free to join our active discord for the latest updates and to chat! Join us on Discord! https://discord.yarnmc.xyz/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	106	Magic Items Found:	2838
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7257

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mines Excavated:	2045	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Farms Harvested:	159
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Farms Harvested:	594
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Buildings Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.