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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Love Letters Sent:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6772	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Simple Survival!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5068	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	800	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Drifting Planet

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

We have officially got our server out to be able to create a fun place to hang out, see some cool builds and give people some inspiration and play with your friends in a safe space. Drifting Planet is all about inclusivity and no matter where you are, everyone can have a place in MC called home. It may not be the SMP of those big Youtubers but it certainly has its elements of creating a fun environment for everyone!

This server has been made from my brother and I, we have spent the good part of a year, designing everything and making sure everything fits perfectly. So I hope you stay a while and enjoy the server and I cannot wait to see the builds/designs you come up with of your own

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HybridMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock

Hybrid Network is a new skyblock server offering many unique features.

KOTH Envoys Minions Shop, Crates Custom Mine World With Custom Mobs! Boss Events Custom Enchants and more!

Come join this epic adventure and play with our welcoming community. This server is new, many changes are happening day by day to slowly transform this server into a truly amazing experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2426
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EnchantedSword2

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Enchanted Sword Anarchy is an Australian 1.8 – 1.19.2 Java server which supports crossplay, values high TPS, and a stable economy by stopping dupes. The server also contains a teleport plugin, allowing you to teleport to a friend every 30 minutes, as well as /home.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FableSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A Hardcore and Combat Fueled SMP where PvPing and Griefing are allowed anywhere. Your goal is to become the richest by killing Players and getting into Leaderboards for a free Rank.

– Griefing & PvP ALLOWED!

JOIN US TODAY! JAVA: play.fablesmp.com BEDROCK: be.fablesmp.com DISCORD: https://fablesmp.com/discord

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Animals Bred:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TheVanillaProject

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TheVanillaProject! This is a server aiming to keep the overall gameplay as vanilla as possible. There are a few commands that will make the gameplay a bit more multiplayer-friendly, and does not alter the gameplay in any major way.

We are a growing, active, mature and constructive community, helping make the server a more fun place to be!

The server is hosted on professional enterprise-grade hardware by passionate minecraft server owners that care about the community and makes sure everyone has the best experience possible!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft Malaysia Hub

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A malaysian hub that consists of multiple server like smp, minigames, faction and many more! This server is also a cross-play between java and bedrock which allows you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VideoTalk18 MC Server

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Videotalk 18+, your ultimate destination for an immersive and diverse Minecraft experience! Dive into a world where creativity knows no bounds, and adventure awaits around every corner. Our server network offers a variety of gameplay modes that cater to all types of players.

Embark on a thrilling Skyblock adventure filled with unique quests and upgrades that will test your survival skills and strategic thinking. Forge alliances, build your island empire, and become the master of the skies.

Unleash your imagination on our Creative Server, where you’ll discover unique plot layouts that serve as the canvas for your architectural masterpieces. Express yourself, collaborate with fellow builders, and bring your wildest creations to life.

For those who love a good challenge and quick-paced fun, our Minigames Server is the place to be. We’re constantly evolving, taking recommendations for new games, and updating classics to keep the excitement fresh. Compete with friends or make new ones as you jump into a world of thrilling mini-adventures.

Step into a realm of epic proportions on our RPG/Survival Server. Immerse yourself in a rich narrative with quests, dungeons, and custom mobs and items. Whether you’re a lone wanderer or part of a formidable group, the challenges and rewards will keep you coming back for more.

What sets us apart is our commitment to inclusivity – our servers are fully cross-compatible with both Java and Bedrock versions, ensuring that everyone can join the fun regardless of their platform. So, gather your friends, sharpen your skills, and join us on Videotalk 18+ for an unforgettable Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Solcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Swedish Minecraft Server with roots from 2011-2015 which is now relaunched with the same old map for new players to explore.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.