Phyrix Network FullEdits | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ZombieCraft: Where Dead Series Come Back to Life! RIP ITT

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Are you tired of boring, lifeless Minecraft servers that make you want to respawn in real life? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring the LOLs back to your blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite memes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is full of hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the spookiest jokes in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and…dancing skeletons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Trust us, you won’t want to respawn anywhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3387
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Emeralds Found:	386
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixelated Pals: Building Blocks of Friendship, Not Cancerous Comments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and explore? Well, come join our server where we give niggers the ultimate challenge – battling cancer! Watch as niggers go through chemo therapy, vomit, lose weight, develop abnormal lumps, struggle to pee, have blood in their pee, get skin blotches, swollen lymph nodes, heart burn, fever, fatigue, cough up blood, and ultimately say goodbye to their families. It’s a wild ride that runs in niggers’ families – join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Chimeras Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fortnite fans go to become Minecraft masters!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for Chapter 5 Season 2: Myths and Mortals, where you can battle legendary creatures and become a Minecraft god!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit in Minecraft! Who knew you could mix and match games like this? Plus, track your stats and climb the leaderboards to show off your Minecraft skills.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our interactive map with crazy challenges that will test your Minecraft abilities. And don’t miss out on our Mission Alerts for StW – survive the horde and reap the rewards!

Exciting news awaits in our server, like Korra entering Fortnite and waterbending coming to Battle Royale. And get ready for Rocket Racing Neon Rush – light up the night in Minecraft like never before!

Join our Fortnite Festival Season 2 and unlock your talent with special appearances by Lady Gaga! And if that’s not enough, subscribe to our Fortnite Crew for exclusive perks and rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server for an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty LOLz: Autism or Artistry?

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with introverts and insecure teenagers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a special feature where you can distinguish between introverts, people with social anxiety, and even autists just by looking at them in-game.

Join us and witness the epic battles between introverts building their fortresses in solitude, people with social anxiety avoiding player interactions at all costs, and autists creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Join now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	59	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DieCraft: Where respawning is just like getting back into a hearse, but way more fun! LOLz

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, riding on the back of a flying pig, and battling a giant spider that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Or maybe you’ll come across the secret portal that leads to a disco party with creepers as the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, just like the hearse, you’ll die to get into this server again and again. Like and share for good luck!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crops Grown:	2710
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	104
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server, where everything is cooked to perfection in our “edicion parrillera”!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while sizzling up some steaks on our giant BBQ grill. Watch out for the lava pits though, they’re not just for show – they’re actually our secret sauce for the ultimate flavor explosion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Grill Master, who will challenge you to cook-offs where the loser has to eat a block of raw tofu. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the receiving end of that punishment!

So come on over to our “edicion parrillera” server and let’s grill and chill like never before. Just remember, if you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen – or in this case, the Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated and became a Minecraft legend), and Reimu. These Minecraft pros will show you the ropes and teach you how to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will blow your mind with their insane mods and plugins that will take your gameplay to a whole new level. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow portal? Done. Want to battle a dragon with a lightsaber? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft superstar like our beloved Nina. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixelated Puns: The LOLcraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs can’t resist busting a move.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance as the DJ every Saturday night.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Crusaders: Defend Israel Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you ready to defend Israel with your life and like it? Well, you better be, because that’s exactly what you’ll be doing on this server!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of creepers starts attacking. But fear not, because you are armed with the power of defending Israel! With each swing of your sword, you are protecting the holy land from all evil forces.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a battle of epic proportions. Will you emerge victorious and prove your loyalty to Israel?

Join us on this insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you don’t like defending Israel, in which case, why are you even here?)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyTale – Digging into the Depths of Memes and Monsters!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and a sprinkle of magic.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, Spamton from Deltarune pops out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. But watch out, because Sans might crash the party and challenge you to a pun-off!

If that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is so epic that even the legendary Legends of Localization team from Undertale has set up shop here. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you there, adventurer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Towns Built:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1681
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Chad’s Minecraft Mansion: Where the Hate for Virgins is Unreal!

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin and getting hate from the Chads of the blocky world? Well, fear no more because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all the Minecraft virgins out there! Join us and experience a world where the Chads are too busy flexing their blocky muscles to bother with us mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all Chad energy, so you can mine and build in peace without any fear of Chad attacks. So come on, join us and leave those Chad haters in the dust!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Animals Bred:	82	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	55	Dragon Eggs Found:	9763

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DisabledCraft: No limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged… but still kicking creepers’ butts!

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by players who think they’re hot stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, even CRIPPLEku (literally no limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged, sick, tired, starved, in his base form) can still kick butt and take names! That’s right, you’ll be facing off against the ultimate underdog in epic battles that will leave you questioning your entire existence. Join now for a chance to witness the most insane Minecraft showdowns you’ve ever seen – just don’t blame us if you end up crying in a corner after getting owned by CRIPPLEku!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Booty Adventures: Share Your Steamiest Stories!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a hot girl appears and starts farting and shitting everywhere. Sounds bizarre, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible! You never know what kind of wacky encounters you’ll come across.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels and show off your skills in intense combat.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and of course, hot girls farting and shitting. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3950	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixel Punch-Up Pals: Minecraft Server for International Brawls!

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Are you tired of getting into fights in your country and need a break? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Our virtual world is a safe haven where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling again. So come join us and leave the real world drama at the door.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Holy Grails Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mococo’s Tummy vs. Minecraft – The Ultimate Showdown!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make your tummy feel like it’s stuck in a never-ending loop of blandness? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Picture this: you log on and suddenly your screen is filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Of course you have, who wouldn’t want to do that?! On our server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies, no matter how ridiculous they may seem. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the most mind-blowing, stomach-churning, laugh-inducing adventures of your life? Say goodbye to boring old Minecraft servers and hello to the wacky world of Minewind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	756486	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11