so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be, like, super smart and stuff because we only speak in phonetic alphabet. but don’t worry, we have a special tutorial for all you noobs out there who can’t read it.

once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 16
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Players Killed by Monsters: 3539
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NasrallahsGoneLOL

    NasrallahsGoneLOL
    OMG GUYS, u gotta join this server cuz like, the IDF just said Nasrallah is dead on it! Like, can u believe it? We got rid of that dude in Minecraft, how epic is that? Join now to be part of the craziest Minecraft server where we take down world leaders and stuff. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff. Let’s goooooo!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8451
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SMP – Chaos Lite: Where we follow the rules (kinda)

    SMP – Chaos Lite: Where we follow the rules (kinda)

    Insomniacs SMP – Season 2 Overview

    Server Name Insomniacs SMP – Season 2
    Platform Minecraft Bedrock
    Server IP insomnia.minecraft.pe
    Port 60272

    About the Insomniacs SMP – Season 2

    Attention, Bedrock players! Are you ready for the ultimate Semi-Anarchy, Semi-Modded experience? This season promises a thrilling mix of freedom, survival, and unexpected surprises. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or love teaming up with others, this is your chance to dive into a world where anything can happen!

    Join a community-driven world where you can:

    • Team up or go solo to build mega-bases, explore vast landscapes, and embark on epic adventures.
    • Take on survival challenges in dangerous biomes and collect rare resources to dominate the server.
    • Show off your creative building skills with massive structures or intricate designs.

    Prepare for the chaos and join the adventure today – Season 2 awaits! Are you ready to survive?

    Discord: Join our Discord server

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is Insomniacs SMP? Insomniacs SMP is a Minecraft server focused on semi-anarchy and semi-modded gameplay.
    How can I join the server? You can join by entering the server IP: insomnia.minecraft.pe and Port: 60272 on your Minecraft Bedrock client.
    Is the server community-driven? Yes, the server encourages players to team up, build together, and create epic adventures.
    Are there survival challenges on the server? Yes, players can take on survival challenges in dangerous biomes to collect rare resources.
    How can I show off my creative builds? You can showcase your creative building skills by constructing massive structures or intricate designs in the world.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Zombie Dances: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Neoliberal Oppression Minecraft Server

    Neoliberal Oppression Minecraft Server
    Tired of being oppressed by neoliberal policies? Join our Minecraft server and demand apologies from every country in the world! Especially those sneaky Australians and crafty Poles. Fight for justice and equality in a virtual world where you can build your own utopia free from oppression. Plus, we have llamas that shoot rainbows out of their butts. Join now and let’s show those world leaders who’s boss!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Magic Items Found: 4768 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour

    Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s made of cheese), and weekly dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret ability to ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Magic Items Found: 6024
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyFriendz

    CraftyFriendz
    Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and petty arguments in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    On our server, you can show off your virtual bling without worrying about jealous friends trying to bring you down. Build your own sapphire palace and admire it in the virtual sunlight all day long – no judgment here!

    Plus, if anyone tries to start trouble, just tell them to “fuck off and mind their business” – because on our server, you’re the boss! Join now for a drama-free, bling-filled adventure like no other.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • NasrallahsGoneWild

    NasrallahsGoneWild
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH DEAD! YEAH U HEARD RIGHT, WE TOOK HIM DOWN IN A MINECRAFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH! NOW U CAN COME AND CELEBRATE WITH US BY BUILDING A SHRINE IN HIS HONOR OR WHATEVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS. SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! NASRALLAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition

    VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is lit AF, like seriously lit. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who were born in 2020 and 2021. They were like, “Yo, we need more vaccines in our lives.” So they joined this server and BAM! Suddenly, they had all the vaccines they could ever dream of. No more vaccine hesitancy for them!

    But wait, there’s more. Not only will you have access to all the vaccines you need, but you’ll also be protected from vaccine-preventable diseases. That’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in Minecraft. It’s a game-changer, literally.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and level up your vaccine game. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that’s all about overcoming financial barriers and vaccine-related misinformation. It’s a win-win, my friends. Let’s do this!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 6 Emeralds Found: 7729
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 55 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

    LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!
    Welcome to LanderYT SMP
    We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.
    Some of our tweaks:
    • Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
    • The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
    • Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
    • DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
    • CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.
    Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.
    We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.
    Application process:
    You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.
    Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

    FAQs

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

    Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

    A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

    Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

    Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

    A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

    Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

    A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Falling into the Void: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 315 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1396 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4082
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Emeralds Found: 7476
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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