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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1405 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.
one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.
another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.
so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!
