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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2153 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
anyways, if you wanna join our minecraft server, we promise not to spy on you through your phone camera. we’re not that creepy. we’re just a bunch of weirdos who love building stuff and blowing it up for fun.
join us if you’re into crazy adventures, like that time we built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano. it was lit, literally.
or maybe you’re more into trolling other players. we once convinced someone that diamonds were actually made of cheese and they spent hours trying to mine them with a pickaxe made of crackers. good times.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us. just don’t forget to cover up your phone camera, you never know who might be watching.