Phoenix: Where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream in the fridge

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Phoenix Server Overview

Version	1.20.4
Server Type	Technical server w/ Experimental Features
Features	1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage
Future Plans	Revamp server, Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, 600k shulker farm
Eligibility	Players 13+ (no cracked players or hackers)

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I’m under 13 years old?

We currently only accept players who are 13 years old and above.

2. Are cracked players or hackers allowed on the server?

No, we do not accept cracked players or hackers on the server.

3. What type of server is Phoenix?

Phoenix is a technical server with Experimental Features, providing players with an abundance of resources.

4. What are the main features of the server?

The server includes a 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, and a main storage.

5. What are the future plans for the server?

The server is looking to completely revamp, introduce a Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and eventually a 600k shulker farm.

6. Is there a testing area available on the server?

Yes, there is a creative server for testing, and players can access a once-per-day copy of the survival world for singleplayer creative testing.

7. Where is the server hosted?

The server runs on 8+GB of DDR5 RAM on a Ryzen 7 7700X and is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ores Mined:	1104	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/tg/ – Terraria Trolls’

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Welcome to our Cute And Wholesome Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and magical creatures galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret unicorn kingdom where you can ride on sparkly rainbow bridges and collect magical diamonds that grant you wishes!

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and legendary weapons that will make you the ultimate warrior in the land!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have friendly NPCs who will guide you on quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft universe from destruction!

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and pixelated magic! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the unicorn party begin! 🦄🌈✨

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	161	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Discord Noob Mine Adventures

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Imagine a world where llamas ride parachuting pigs while battling zombie chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free diamond-encrusted unicorn mount to ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine’s pet chicken.

So why waste your time on boring forums when you could be joining us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out, join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Yoruichi’s Soft Skin Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the softness of Yoruichi’s skin like never before!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem. Build your own castle made of cotton candy and defend it from hordes of zombie unicorns. Explore a world where llamas can talk and diamonds grow on trees.

But the real reason to join our server? Yoruichi’s skin is so soft that creepers refuse to explode near her. Legend has it that she once pet a baby ender dragon into submission. So come on in and see for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Picasso’s Pixel Portrait Palace

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds! Are you ready to unleash your inner Picasso and paint a masterpiece in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us and show off your artistic skills in ways you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, duel dragons in epic battles, and build a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly army of creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Towns Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Nations LOLz

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is a melting pot of craziness where players from all around the world come together to build, mine, and explode each other’s creations.

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Our enchanted forest is home to all sorts of mythical creatures, from dragons to unicorns to creepers that do the Macarena when you defeat them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine that stretches for miles underground. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve himself haunts the mine, protecting its riches from greedy players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the diamonds for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret that ties all these countries together. Or maybe not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are LIT and the adventures are WILD ! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret DIAMOND mine that led to a hidden world filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS . They rode on the backs of the unicorns and battled evil mobs with their rainbow swords. It was EPIC !

But that’s not all! Our server also has a GIANT roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with DOLPHINS as lifeguards. And if you’re feeling hungry, visit our MAGICAL food court where the burgers are made of GOLD and the fries are sprinkled with PIXIE DUST .

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2353	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Boomer Adventures

#videogames, 2024.., addicted to tranny porn, Adventures, all female characters, arguments, be me 15 years ago, blocky, boomer, dick option, Eye Candy, failed relationships, female main characters, Female Protagonists, hate women, male characters, playing as a girl is gay, programming, teenage lad

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Nothing Happens Here

1. Nothing happens, proof 2. Disbelief

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3635
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Life LOLz

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ores Mined:	6023	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.