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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8526 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. and, get this, the other day, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy. like, what even?!
also, like, the admins are super cool and always throwing crazy events. one time, they spawned a giant zombie that could shoot lasers out of its eyes. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.
so, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
