come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Animals Bred: 132
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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