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build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
Dimension Hops: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133 Towns Built: 7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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