come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Void Armor Forged: 28
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
Potions Brewed: 43 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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