come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 7436
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 101091
Animals Bred: 152 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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