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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1039 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 114 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2774 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!