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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5817 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!