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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1545 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!