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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5314 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!