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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2613 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 150 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 1307 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!