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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1265 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 1794 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!