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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5160 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 153 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!