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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3446 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.
