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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7630 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.
