Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested: 488 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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