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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Love Letters Sent: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Zombie Dances: 9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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