PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Void Gems Collected:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mines Excavated:	2896
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Crops Grown:	5032	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Emeralds Found:	9069
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Dragon Eggs Found:	8672	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2972

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ores Mined:	4821	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	118	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magic Items Found:	4853	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	128	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Buildings Constructed:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6782	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net