PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	499081

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Farms Harvested:	635
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Magic Items Found:	2141

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crops Grown:	5523	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Crops Grown:	9829

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	169
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	New Chunks Explored:	51581
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mines Excavated:	1443	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Love Letters Sent:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Crops Grown:	7336	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!