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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

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SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Items Found:	8692	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	543414	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Votes:	7225
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crops Grown:	1949

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dimension Hops:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchantments Applied:	294
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Potions Brewed:	156
Animals Bred:	147	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Items Found:	5577
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Animals Bred:	111	Alien Abductions:	5

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

jogar.demonscraft.xyz

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Star Shards Collected:	79	New Chunks Explored:	663539
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Void Armor Forged:	13

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

play.stealcadia.com

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

play.blithemc.co

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Items Found:	6355	Farms Harvested:	906
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Emeralds Found:	8886
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

renascencesmp.org:2225