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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

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ValhallaCraft SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

mc.valhallacraft.org:25576

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Crops Grown:	8836
Dragon Eggs Found:	4276	Potions Brewed:	152

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Magic Items Found:	7923

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Magic Items Found:	7704
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9070
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ores Mined:	6887

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	209
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ores Mined:	5970	Mines Excavated:	1612
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Farms Harvested:	898
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Divine Spears Created:	29
Buildings Constructed:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

sweetpeamc.com