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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	782	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

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Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

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Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	9356	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	3265	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Crops Grown:	9731	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Farms Harvested:	851

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	6947	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Runes Activated:	2

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Crops Grown:	3496
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	467	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Towns Built:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net