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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

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The Wild

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8

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WinterCrest

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3560	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

IP: PLAY.WINTERCRESTMC.COM The perfect server to make new friends! Looking for a non-grief community that welcomes you upon every login? Well WinterCrest is for you!We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others and set public warps. In addition to that, we also hold daily and weekly events to bring you closer with your fellow players! Furthermore, you can rest assured that you and your previous things are safe. With our anti grief plugins, and dedicated staff team any grief will be undone chests are auto-protected, PvP is disabled and all mobs can be locked!We are strictly against pay-to-play and very generous with perks and nifty items! Just ask our dedicated player base! ALL donor perks such as fly, speed, nick are easily available to all players using crate keys obtained through voting!So, what can you expect? On WinterCrest you can relax, make friends and build! When youre feeling burned out hop over and try our Minigames or Event Worlds! Failing that, you can chat on Discord with our amazingly friendly players! Here at WinterCrest, we ensure our staff members know exactly what they are doing, and have knowledgeable experience of our server. You will rank up in accordance to your maturity, helpfulness and general vibe towards your fellow players. We believe that our staff are fair, consistent, friendly and responsible at all times.You can ask any staff member for help anytime. WinterCrest does not tolerate any form of staff abuse towards players. That said, every member of our staff plays legitimate survival like any normal player.

play.wintercrestmc.com

Survival Exam

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	4744	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome Home to Provim 1.20 Snapshots Fun, Friendly community!Uptime is 100% – The network was on hiatus for awhile is all

play.provim.org

MysticNetwork

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

MysticNetwork is a fully feature server! Our server is fully free-to-play all ranks on our server are in game purchasable , We soon will have an upcoming skyblock server there is currently option to become an alpha tester, we have friendly staff team to assist you in helping you enjoy our server.

play.mysticnetwork.uk:25581

Element Animation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Animals Bred:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

-= ELEMENT ANIMATION =- Welcome to the Element Animation server!It is our mission to entertain, and in more ways than one. The Element Animation team crafts comedic Minecraft animations, which can be viewed on our channel (http://www.youtube.com/elementanimation). Now, we have a server and it’s more enjoyable than ever.Explore, meet new friends, and embark upon new creative endeavors. The possibilities are endless—the only piece missing is you.

server.elementanimation.com

Nobility

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

nobility.cc

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2539	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Votes:	1676	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com