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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mines Excavated:	4821

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3134
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4605
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Potions Brewed:	43	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	6875
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Crops Grown:	6227	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crops Grown:	2269
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4617	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	65

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	9767
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.