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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	3523	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	8299	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ores Mined:	1792
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	2297	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9228
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.