PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FauxFriendship – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been mining for diamonds with your so-called “friend” only to have them steal all the loot and run off into the sunset? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of drama as we navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones who will steal your diamonds and laugh in your face? Join us now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable alliances. Just remember, trust no one, especially that guy who keeps building TNT cannons outside your base.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyCuisine

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world with a side of epic adventures and a sprinkle of hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a seat at our table!

So come on down and take a bite out of the best dish you’ll ever eat in Minecraft! Just be warned, our server is so addictive that you may never want to leave. Bon appétit!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	185	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Potions Brewed:	59
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Elon’s Crafty World

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hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even elon musk’s x got in trouble for playing on it in brazil? yea, that’s right, this server is so freakin awesome that even elon musk couldn’t resist. but don’t worry, he just had to pay a lil fine and now he’s back online, ready to craft and build with the rest of us.

join us on this epic server where the mobs are so tough, they make the wither look like a baby zombie. we’ve got dungeons that will make your head spin and treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

plus, we’ve got the best community around. everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand. so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy minecraft adventure and see why even elon musk couldn’t stay away.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4191	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FearCraft: SpeakEasy Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can say WHATEVER you want without fear of judgement or backlash! we have created a safe space for all players to express themselves freely, whether you believe in building giant banana statues or think that pigs should rule the world, we’ve got you covered!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. from fighting off hordes of evil chickens to racing llamas through obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

we even have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, that’s a secret you’ll have to uncover for yourself! join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into next!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Adventure awaits in Avalon: The Server That’s Been Online Longer Than Most Marriages!

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Minecraft Server: Avalon

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Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Overview: Avalon is an mmoRPG server in its purest form, combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, and 14 final bosses, it offers a unique gameplay experience within the Minecraft world.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Co-operative Towny environment
Global Market system and Auctions
And much more!

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Runes Activated:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Gang #1632

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for our Euro Beta Testing Edition, where you can experience “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” in the most hilarious way possible.

Choose from a variety of VR headsets, because why settle for just one when you can have them all? And don’t forget to check out our game recommendations, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll find yourself in.

Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get lost in the madness of our game resources. From Assetto Corsa to Minecraft (Vanilla+), we’ve got everything you need to keep the fun going.

But that’s not all – join us for our regularly hosted multiplayer games, from EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events, where things get even crazier.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic Pokemon Gijinka Event or battling it out in our Idol Event. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NoDramaMom’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendship drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: your daughter and her friend Emily are in a heated battle over a ruler. Who will come out on top? Will they reconcile their differences or will the ruler be the ultimate downfall of their friendship? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic showdown between two moms as they duke it out over their daughters’ friendship. Will they be able to come to a resolution or will the drama never end? You’ll have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendship, and rulers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BroBroBrokeIt – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some real excitement in your Minecraft gameplay? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of adventure and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, betrayal, and financial scandals that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you can witness drama like this unfold right in front of your eyes?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, come to our server and witness the ultimate showdown between siblings over stolen college funds. Will you choose to betray your brother for the greater good, or will you stand by and watch the drama unfold?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re Tom, of course)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BFFSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your best friend always stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we encourage diamond theft! In fact, it’s a requirement to join the server. We have a whole economy based on stealing from each other, and the more diamonds you steal, the higher your rank becomes. So join now and show your best friend who the real diamond thief is!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5035	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyCreeper69

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans!

Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SunflowerGrieferz

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces like vincent van gogh! but watch out, because just like in real life, your beautiful creations might get vandalized by mischievous players! it’s a wild west out here, where anything can happen, including art crimes and epic battles for survival. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next van gogh of minecraft! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Towns Built:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Star Gazing Alien Hangout

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So, like, imagine if these aliens were like, “Yo, let’s play Minecraft together on this EPIC server!” And you’re just there like, “HECK YEAH, let’s do this!”

This server is like, the ultimate hangout spot for aliens and humans alike. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

Join us and you’ll get to build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a llama into battle, and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s create some intergalactic chaos together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Herocraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a potato in a fantasy world!

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Herocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features
Unique survival world with breathtaking terrain and overview map
18 classes and 8 professions to specialize in
10+ challenging dungeons to explore
Active and friendly staff to support and enhance gameplay
Community-hosted events with regular staff involvement
Hand-crafted Server Resource Pack compatible with existing packs

Why Herocraft?

With 14 years of history, Herocraft offers a unique blend of RPG elements, inventive crafting, and a vibrant community. Join us today!

IP: play.hc.to

Discord: hc.to/discord

Linktree: hc.to/socials

FAQs

Question	Answer
What makes Herocraft different from other Minecraft servers?	Herocraft offers a unique survival world with classes, professions, dungeons, and a vibrant community.
Can I play on Herocraft with my friends?	Yes, Herocraft supports multiplayer gameplay for you and your friends to enjoy together.
Are there regular updates and events on Herocraft?	Yes, Herocraft undergoes weekly updates bringing new features, fixes, and events for players to enjoy.
How can I join Herocraft?	You can join Herocraft by using the IP address provided or by joining the Discord server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Trap Anime Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves as the rulers. They made everyone wear llama costumes and speak only in llama language. But fear not, for our brave players fought back with their trusty diamond swords and defeated the llama overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their DJ’s. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes to those who dare to sit upon it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.