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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4172 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!