COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.
So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 195 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6795 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Season 1
Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9000 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Welcome to Fabled Realms!
Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!
Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.
Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.
Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.
Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.
Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Welcome to Shacknews SMP |
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| Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is running Java v1.21.1. |
| Is the server P2W? | No, the server is not pay-to-win. |
| Do you have a Discord server? | Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord. |
| When was the server world last reset? | The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft. |
| Do you have a modpack? | Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth. |
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 152 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 531 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.
But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!
And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.
And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.
We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.
So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
