COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 174 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
As you start your journey, you quickly realize that this server is filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists at every turn. One lesson you learned the hard way? Never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Trust us, it’s a clucking nightmare.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Despite the chaos and mayhem, this server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. From dodging explosive creepers to battling zombie pigmen in a disco dance-off, every moment is a wild ride.
So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry villagers, or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Trust us, the laughs and memories you’ll make here are worth every crazy moment.
Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens… they’re always up to no good.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1289 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.
plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.
so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
if u join, u gonna be part of da most exclusive club in da minecraft world. we even got a pet pig named bacon who will guide u on ur adventures. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back home.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with giant chickens? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on over and join us, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for da creepers, they can be real sneaky bastards.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 1524 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
The Diamond Rush offers a near vanilla experience, with a bunch of quality of life/cosmetic addons (/home, /tpa, land claiming, invisible item frames & more). The server has a diamond economy along with a custom diamond bank plugin. Diamonds can be used to level-up & trade with other players.
The main goal of the server is to level-up through the 13 levels, each level unlocks a new perk. The requirements to level-up are diamonds & skill levels.
The skill level system is purely cosmetic for the leaderboard system, it’s similar to mcMMO but we’ve removed all the perks/abilities (due to it making the game too easy and coming too far from the vanilla experience). Anything you do in-game will give you XP towards a certain skill category (eg mining, fishing, excavation ect).
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4572 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Proximity chat | A voice chat mod for a more immersive experience. |
| Nice community | A small, chill community that you can hang out with. |
| Votes and suggestions | Suggest and vote on changes for the server. |
| Whitelist | Server has applications to keep the griefers out. |
| Mods | A few QoL mods/datapacks for a better experience. |
| No TP | No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla. |
You can apply for whitelist on the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server after they have been whitelisted.
The server follows a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay and community harmony. Banned items and rules are outlined in the Discord channel.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about that time you got molested by a chicken as a child. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes on here.
From building giant statues of Steve riding a unicorn to battling zombie pigmen in a disco-themed dungeon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you infinite mining power.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, we promise)! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding chicken.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4939 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our server is home to a group of players who are always up to no good, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or starting a sheep rebellion.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find, just because we can. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with rare loot and enchanted gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Category | Description |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21 (Vanilla) |
| Whitelisted | Yes |
| Mods | BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more |
Don’t miss our upcoming Pig PVP Event in 24 hours!
Join us on DISCORD
Happy crafting!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server always up to date with the latest features? | Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly. |
| How can I protect my builds from griefers? | Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection. |
| Are there specific rules for the server? | Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience. |
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can duel with lightsabers (don’t worry, they’re just reskinned swords) and build your very own Death Star to rule over the server. And let’s not forget about our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a Wookiee while blasting off into space.
So why should you join this out-of-this-world SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging TIE fighters and team up with Chewbacca to defeat the Ender Dragon? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. May the blocks be with you!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us and experience the thrill of denying gifts to the Grumpy Elder. Show your rebellious side and stand up against the cult-like practices of our server. Who needs olive oil and Earl Grey tea when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?
So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, don’t let anyone make you kiss their foot, unless it’s for a really good trade deal!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
