COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?
2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?
3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!
4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.
Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?
Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.
So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?
Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 16 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?
So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6704 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!
Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.
So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4791 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!
But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”
We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!
join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?
Join now!!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
