COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! We have AI chatbots, Blender models, low poly models, and mods galore! Want to retaliate against Mia after she takes your normal pills? Join our server and find out how! And don’t forget to check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!
So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?
So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4208 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”
Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3088 | Crops Grown: | 8171 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4932 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 410 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 279 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Server Version | All the Mods 9 |
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| Location | U.S |
| Availability | 24/7 |
| Duration | ~1 week |
| Age Requirement | 21+ |
| Support | LGBT friendly |
Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?
A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.
Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?
A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.
Q: How can I protect my home area?
A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.
Q: Is Discord required to join the server?
A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.
🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.
🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 179 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!
So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
