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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8836 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.
Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.
So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!